20 January 2012

PFbTD - post-Facebook Trauma Disorder.

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Vali Jamal


PFbTD - post-Facebook Trauma Disorder.
Comes from
*thinking everyone else is eating the most fabulous foods and visitng exotic places
*thinking everyone's posts are "liked" except your own
*asking to be FbF with someone and being left in the Inbox Rot
*asking to be FbF with someone who's already your FbF
*finding everyone's looks divided by age ratio is much higher than yours
Me? I don't have any of the above. What I suffer everyday is
IbTD - Inbox Trauma Disorder.
Of the 26 incoming everyday
*11 DEL for sending a repeat article
*5 for an adapted Mr&Mrs joke (like wife said..when the joke comes from Joke per Day site)
*4 to think up an excuse why I neglected to answer them. (A: Because they didn't fill the subject line and I thought it was something horrible.)

Phuleez: Do NOT go and like this just because.
You don't have to say you love me/just be close at hand.
Remember the song by Dusty?

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Vali Jamal Of course the worst trigger of PFbTD is someone asking you to be their FbF when you already are.
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